is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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