ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
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I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
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I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
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