there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
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I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
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tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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