A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
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we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
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Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.