I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
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