Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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