I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
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