Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I'm at about main and main street
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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