If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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