My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
this boner is exhausting
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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