"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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