Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
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The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
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He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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