Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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