I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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