its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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