so that wasnt chicken after all
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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