South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
I checked into jail on foursquare
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
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