I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
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I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
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I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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