doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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