I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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