Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
