so that wasnt chicken after all
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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