I CAN MOONWALK!
my being single is dangerous.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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