I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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