a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
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