hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
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There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
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Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Randomize