OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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