After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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