Duck Duck Cougar?
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Randomize
