i'm signing you up for texting rehab
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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