Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
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not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
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bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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