if you like me you must not know who I am
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
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I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
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if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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