This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
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Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
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I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
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