One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
This is the high leading the old right now
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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