do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
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My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
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He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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