I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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