Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
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two words...techno handjob
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
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I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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