it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
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From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
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I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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