So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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