well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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