She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
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Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
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We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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