Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
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Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
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You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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