My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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