Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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