gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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