I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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