You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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