Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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