the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
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he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
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When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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