i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
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my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
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and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
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