its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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