Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
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Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
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i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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