Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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