I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
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he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
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Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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