His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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