i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
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