Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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