Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
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