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There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
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Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
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I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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