I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I cockslap morals
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
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Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
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I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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