just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
He has the fingertips of a God
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