so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Randomize
