And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
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